I thought this was noteworthy as it's along the same lines as Obama's Senate Bill 2433, the Global Poverty Act. He could do well if only he could reason as quickly as a four-year-old.
This was emailed to me by the Conservative Truth. It had been submitted by a subscriber Vladimir Alexandrov from Palm Beach, Florida: It goes like this...
Four-year-old Catherine had decided that she wanted to be President one day. A Conservative asked her what her first act would be should she become President. Her proud Liberal parents observed the conversation.
Catherine replied, "I would give houses to all the homeless people."
The Conservative replied, "That is a worthy goal you have there Catherine," as her parents beamed.
"But," the Conservative friend continued, "you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and clean up the dog poop in the back yard and I will pay you $5 dollars. Then we can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $5 dollars to use for a new house."
Catherine thought that over for a second, and then replied, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and clean up the dog poop himself, and you can pay him the $5 dollars?"
Welcome to the Republican Party, Catherine.
